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Just a girl and her desire to blog.

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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assgod:

a disney movie where the prince eats ass

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internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

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memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

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virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

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ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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professorsparklepants:

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

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wrecksliboonow:

gracewastelands:

dankrokos:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

This makes me so happy.

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This is fuckin cute as shit

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radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

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megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue

megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue

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leafarja:

can—-i—slytherin:

Toddrick Hall and AJ Rafael re-creating Disney’s best moments

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