capaldisass:

I will defend Beyoncé faster than myself

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beyoncescock:

list of things to do when you’re sad:

  • eat chocolate
  • listen to music
  • order pizza
  • buy new clothes
  • watch movies
  • masturbate

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disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

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weavemunchers:

*Gives my drug dealer a coupon*

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eren-the-dork:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

ThE PICTURE CHANGES EVERYTIME I SEE IT

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thisiseverydayracism:

So, I was watching a news report about the VMAs and the reporter just said, “Nicki Minaj paid tribute to Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Music Awards by copying her ‘twerk’ dance moves”.

Are. You. Fucking. Serious. White. Media????

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